Die Fragen des Schrödingerskätzli

When I entered the box and it closed around me, you were alive. Now I’m not so sure.  I know that I exist, but when the box opens, will you be alive or dead? Until the box is opened, you could be either. If you are dead, who will feed me?  Who will empty the litterbox? I mean, speculative physics is all well and good, but we need to consider the important questions.